Anonymous asked: If you're keen for a project i can think of a bunch of aberdonian musicians who'd be keen
That’s ok I know lots too, but I’m moving away.
Anonymous asked: out of female celebrities, who is the best looking? and who is the best actress?
Dude there’s so many of them.
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel